I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.
by logan_580 November 30, 2020

The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.
by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

by smoothdeluxe April 13, 2023

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.
by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."
by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024
