Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk

Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork

by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017