Pillar John

An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)

Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*

by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023

Crowd around the pillar

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

by Golden V February 9, 2025

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019

Three pillars of the grange

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud

Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange

by Peter Roberts March 3, 2018

heavenly pillar

Heavenly pillar is a heavenly dick

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!

by GirlieSmorly123 September 9, 2022

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

pillar pussy

The greatest, sexiest, best pussy that represents what other womens pussy’s should aspire to be.

1. I was talking to that one chick and came right out and said “I’ve heard a lot about that pillar pussy. Can I have a shot?”

2. Lemme see that pillar pussy mama

by Cocoa Smooth January 24, 2018