Pedersen

A name nobody can pronounce correctly, it is always pronounced as Petterson, Paterson, or Peterson. No one ever seems to see the letter D in the name while reading.

Teacher: *taking attendance* First name.... Patterson.
Pedersen: actually it's Pedersen, and here.

by Meowzer101 March 2, 2019

piece of shof

A phrase from Tyler Joseph's tweet, "gotobed you pieceof shof."

I take it to mean "piece of crap."

My old phone was a piece of shof.

go to bed you piece of shof

by NotJoshDun April 15, 2019

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

by dam_son December 5, 2016

Lego Piece 26047

This piece is a plate that is modified 1 x 1 rounded with a bar handle. It was created back in 2016. It was used in 350 sets, 14 minifigures, 13 parts, and even one single gear which was a pencil pot. The most used in a set was 26. Its design made this brick rise in meme status by Among Us players.

Don't look up Lego Piece 26047. Worst idea of my life.

by StarfyStars March 15, 2021

David Piece

The Jewish equivalent of a Jesus piece; a chain with the star of David on the end.

Person: "Hey, what is that emblem"

David Piece owner: "This is my David piece, it's the star of David"

by dannyj6969 August 19, 2008

Queer Piece

A wireless cell phone headset or earpiece. Usually used in conjunction with “that guy” who is constantly wearing a wireless earpiece.

Damn it John take off that Queer Piece! I can never tell if you’re on the phone or if you’re talking to me!

by The Laughing Man EJP January 1, 2008

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020