phlogistonning

Phlogistonning: When you come late to an internet thread and you are afraid that no one is going to see your comment so instead of just sucking it up and taking it like a flan you start a new post about the exact same topic in the same community.

Phlogistonning: "Oh no, too many people have posted their selfies already, no one is gonna see my selfie, I swear to god I am gonna make people see me, time to phlogiston this bitch"

by AbsoIuteIyAmbitious July 12, 2023

Phoogle

Noun - A general insult for a person or a word to call people you know

Verb - to mess something up

Adjective form - phoogleous

He is such a phoogle

by mabiu8 November 13, 2023

Phoogle

1. A general insult

2. A funny name to call friends

3. (Verb) to mess something up
Adjective form - phoogleous

Bro stop being such a phoogle

by mabiu8 November 24, 2023

Phoogle

General colloquial term referring to people who tend to be phooglous. See example below

"Jonathan was being a bit of a phoogle the other day when he lost his suitcase in the airport. "
"yeah dude, that was very phooglous of him."

by George Loogle December 7, 2023

Poogies

A word to use as an apology for when you're delayed because you have to poop.

Oops, I'm a bit delayed. Poogies!

by saltybixch May 17, 2025

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025