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jewish phonecall

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.
"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006
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Phonie

Someone glued to their phone.
We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.
by Elios26400 June 1, 2016
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Ponic

"Oh my goodness, you're such a Ponic!"
by uRaLoserr January 7, 2008
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peonic

the act of being a peon
you people are acting very peonic today
by Big Bad Redneck May 17, 2009
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Ponicorn

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013
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Pronica

A girl who is normally below 5’5. She is great in bed and loves to dominate her partner. A damn fine girl who is amazing and loves pornography. Can pull any bottom and loves to participate in findom
Boy: Yo that chick pronica financially drained my bank account, had the best orgasm.
by raraladygagaperiodt123 July 16, 2020
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Ponicy Lynch

The act of lynching a player based on their pony avi in a game of Epic Mafia. Similar to a Policy Lynch.
Player x: "PinkyPieLulz has a pony avi."

Player y: "PONICY LYNCH!"

PinkyPieLulz: "I CAN REPORT YOU FOR ALL YOUR HATED!"
by Gennery August 7, 2012
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