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PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage
Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o
by -Unknown- o.o; December 28, 2007
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Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd
by Koffi January 1, 2006
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PHD

1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.
eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!
by Rachel Green December 28, 2005
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PHDTS

An age old abortion method.

Push
Her
Down
The
Stairs
Man "That ho cheated on me and got pregnant!"
Man 2 "Have you tried PHDTS?"
by SBarky April 30, 2011
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PHD

Hey girl, you like guys with PhDs?”

“Yeah, they probably get a lot of girls,”

You know it,” ;-)
by AXIME October 3, 2019
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PhD in Grey’s Anatomy

a.)A metaphorical certificate of self or another persons’ recognition of a passionate, intelligent learner committed to lifestyle of laying in bed and only using their eyes and brain to learn and pick out crucial information to diagnose the those in need without the debt of student loans.

b.)Also can be directed towards a committed fan of the award winning medical drama, Grey’s Anatomy after watching all the seasons (1-16) at least 3x. After this point they are considered to have the knowledge an intern has towards the end of their first year of residency. They should be able to hear symptoms and immediately associate it with a condition or disease.
a.) Lily’s family started saying she has a PhD in Grey’s Anatomy due to her intellectual knowledge to diagnose her Illness which was bed sores.

b.)Lily has seen all seasons of Grey’s Anatomy 4x and is on the fifth round of watching all the seasons; although, I swear she has a PhD without even the schooling because she can diagnose our family members with only a list of symptoms and no tests.
by ABC Shondaland December 5, 2019
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PhD Flopper

A perk in CoD zombies, black ops 1 and 2 to be more precise, that not only REMOVED all splash damage and explosive damage you receive, but it also makes the zombies explode when you dolphin dive near them! You may take some fall damage, but it’s a great perk!
PhD Flopper appeared on Ascension, Shangri-La, Call of The Dead, Moon, Buried, and Origins. This perk was great for only 2000 points! That’s less than Jugger-Nog!

Sadly, from Black ops 3 and so on, the games were now running on the slide mechanics, therefore PhD Flopper was removed from the franchise, and replaced with Widow’s Wine. There WAS a perk called PhD Slider, but it was just meh.
Shangri-La

Dempsey: *ingests PhD Flopper* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MORE SHIT TO KILL WITH!!!!!!
by Fagimus April 26, 2021
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