Mark : That fucker Bobby rubbed his greasy head all over my windows and now I have to clean them.
Bill : God damn pepperoni boy
Bill : God damn pepperoni boy
by Sweaty dirt pig September 21, 2021

Very similar to an alabama hotpocket, a pepperoni twist occurs when your girl's vagina is very loose, enough so that you can shove a pepperoni inside of her.
Arnold: Yo did you see that?
E: Yeah bro, that was the slickest pepperoni twist I've ever seen!
Arnold: No way she saw THAT coming...
E: Yeah bro, that was the slickest pepperoni twist I've ever seen!
Arnold: No way she saw THAT coming...
by Pepperoni Twisted ;) December 27, 2017

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.
EXAMPLE 1:
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"
EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"
Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"
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