peenie

Very small penis

Shake your peenie after you pee

by Peenie September 24, 2003

mechanical pencil

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"

by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009

penai

One who is suspected to, or does in fact have several penises; more than one penis.

Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.

OR

You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...

by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003

Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.

Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.

by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Pennington Special

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly

Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!

by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

pencilwhip

The act of falsifying documents for work that was in fact not really done at all. see gundecking

Instead of doing the job as required, the mechanic pencilwhipped the paperwork, so his boss would think he really did the job.

by Paul Boring September 18, 2008