Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

Penile region

The area around your dick

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch

by Dididufjdjdidjsjciajsivuehcish May 3, 2017

penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.

Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).

by godog December 23, 2009

Penil convention

A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.

guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!

guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay

by Schoop December 30, 2009

penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003