brittany van pelt

My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️

Brittany Van Pelt my wife, my life, my everything

by VP007 December 30, 2023

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pube pelt

When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.

That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!

by ParaGodmanchild June 16, 2021

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Mangry Pelt

When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.

Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.

by Narv July 6, 2017

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matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

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Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything

Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.

by VP007 April 1, 2024

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