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Pedestridiot

A person with little regard for their own personal safety when standing in or crossing a road.
The pedestridiot stood in the middle of the road in front of an oncoming bus.
Pedestridiot by Daniel_NZ November 26, 2025

ghost pedestrian 

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.
Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!
ghost pedestrian by emmef January 25, 2012

Extra Pedestrial 

When aliens are a normal thing on earth they'll be called "extra pedestrials"
That is one neat Extra Pedestrial

Small pedestrian penis 

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

Annoying pedestrians 

Annoying Predestrians are usually people who get in the way of cyclists, they also can tend to stand in the way when others are trying to get past on the sidewalk.
"hey look at those annoying pedestrians Jim"
"Yeah I know right! Mike died after he had to swerve to avoid those peds"