priestess

A damn good hard rock band that sounds like '79 era stuff with today's energy. Nice band to see live.

I saw Priestess doing the opening act for Motorhead

by Jebberz April 18, 2006

That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."

Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010

Pork Pies (also porkies)

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

metal priest

High priest of metal. Responsible for bestowing metal unto us all. He has several underlings responsible for the various genres of metal but he is the lord and master of all that is metal.

Bow down to the metal priest, for he is god.

by str8edgepunker July 7, 2004

hood priest

A guy who wears layers of (usually) all black clothing, typically ranging from $100-$1k per outfit this guy looks both like your local priest and your average fuckboy. His favorite brands include Raf Simmons and Rick Owens. His style icons are Asap Rocky and Kanye.

Kanye lookin' like a hood priest with his ankle length t-shirt.

by Meltop May 29, 2016

1 priest 1 nun

A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.

Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.

Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.

Guy 2: Ya it was.

by shocked3490 June 20, 2010

Souljah Priests

hands down the rawest music to ever come out of florida. the illest and realest.

1. Souljah Priests are youre God.
2. I listened to that new Souljah Priests album and my brain fell out of my skull!

by Charnel House Souljah August 14, 2008