Puthing around

I'm puthing it! I'm puthing it! I'm puthing it! I'm puthing it! Oooooh I'm puthing it!
The act of puthing, an evil puzzle made by an evil man on an evil game

Devi: Hey man, what are you doing?
Absolute puther: I'm puthing it! I'm puthing around!

by Devistation October 14, 2025

Pachingas

Impromptu break between events throughout the day.

Having some coffee and reading newspaper and you randomly blurt, "pachingas!"

by Babeeya November 9, 2025

Puthing Around

so there's this like secret in a game called secret universe by this man named feodoric and it's like unsolved and yeah BUT there's also this game called secret puthiverse and it's like puthing around but big and cool (wink wink)

the soluting for puthing around is RWQUTPHSYDOAKXZC

by universe traveler joel December 25, 2025

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022