Parking Lot Adventure

An "adventure" normally taken by bored teenagers who are stuck in a large shopping area/town with little or no money and have nothing better to do than document it. They often use shopping carts and while a few ride in the carts and a few steer they create chaos everywhere they go, normally with a camera taking it all in.

Usually, while they're obnoxious, they are not illegal. They will buy random things such as kid's toys and energy drinks to just create something that resembles fun. In the end, it is kind of fun in the well-we-have-stories-now way.

"Dude, we were stuck at that plaza downtown and went on a 4-hour parking lot adventure."
"Really? Man, I wish I was there. I was stuck at home."

by allieallosaurus June 16, 2009

parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.

Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.

by geedavee June 16, 2010

Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

Rosa Parking

Parking in a space that is in the back of a parking lot, either by choice or by necessity when all of the spaces up front are taken.

Tyrone doesn't want his M&M's Crown Vic to get dinged, so he's Rosa Parking it at the mall

by zkain74 July 14, 2019

put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

Parking intercourse

The act of going in and out of the parking lot countless times, most of the time women drivers.

That woman was in the parking lot since we came! She must have had parking intercourse!

by coochienigga September 7, 2010

Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018