Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
Get the Pandemic Policemug. This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
Get the Pandemic Specialmug. The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
Get the Pandemic Fortymug. I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
Get the Pandemic Specialmug. by these bitches 69 October 8, 2021
Get the Pandemic Bitchmug. When the number π tries to keep herself fresh in the mind’s eye of mathematicians and math educators, by getting involved in the christening of new words and phrases, such as “piralysis,” “Covid-π,” and “pi in the sky”; or by letting her and other pi expressions being redefined with new meanings, often associated with Covid-19 or its variants.
Like the top billionaires who became wealthier during the coronavirus crisis, thanks to Urban Dictionary, pi in the pandemic was productive in producing a few dozen new pi-words and phrases to keep the mathematical brethren in some quasi-aha! mood in the midst of fear and pain.
by MathPlus October 14, 2021
Get the Pi in the Pandemicmug. A minecraft server that goes by the name Pandemic Paradise where a lot of drama happens. Every time new staff is accepted in the team the more people become snowflakes. I myself regret spending 50 dollars on it. Lots of people got banned for saying the n word.
by 7055 himself lol September 1, 2020
Get the Pandemic Paradisemug.