Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

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Polythene Pam

A plastic inflatable adult toy, in the shape of a naked female.

Most often bought by sad lonely men, those organising stag nightsand male Colleage Students at the end of term

Name derived from the Beatles song Polythene Pam.

A Polythene Pam being a Blow up doll, designed for sexual purposes, but used primarily for humour and comic effect.

by Angela Corke July 22, 2006

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ram pam

Exclusive to the bajan dialect of Barbados, this term is a substitute for expletives (most commonly, rasshole). It can be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an individual, object or situation and to express awe, frustration or disgust.

This fete is bare ram pam. Leh we move from bout hey.
Translation: This party is utter rubbish. We should leave.

Doan mind he, he is a ram pam or wuh?
Translation: Pay him no attention, is he an idiot or what?

Wait! You see da? Maaaaan...wuh de ram pam!
Translation: Wait. Did you see that? Dude...WTF!

by Flingist May 8, 2012

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pam plan

The act of spraying a sleeping campers ass with cooking spray ensuring a quick and frictionless entry.

When I go camping with Mike I always use the Pam Plan.

by billybad December 31, 2014

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pam chuwang

the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. i love him very much. he is very respectful and carries himself well. also funny and romantic. he has lots of hobbies, which is great. he really knows how to treat a girl right.

i met this wonderful guy named pam chuwang.

by bbybeaw August 23, 2011

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