Palestine

A British Mandate that ceased to exist in 1948

Where's Palestine? Next to Narnia

by Fart-hammer McAwesomepants December 28, 2023

Palestine

An occupied area in Israel full of Arab outcasts that other Arab countries refused to take in and who have no real connection to the land yet claim is "occupied" by Israelis, who, by recorded history, are proven to be indigenous to the land despite lies claiming otherwise.

Palestine is really PaLIEstine.

by TruthPoster December 29, 2023

Palestined

When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.

My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.

by Justinebahama December 27, 2023

Palestined

When somebody tells you that they have dibs on something that was clearly taken before they even arrived and they literally have their own anyway.

Ami: Hey I bought myself a burger. I also got you some fries even though you had some already, since you're hanging out.
Moe: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA THAT BURGER BELONGS TO ME!

Ami: Damn I've been Palestined

by nox18 January 8, 2024

Palestined

When someone terrorizes you in private but claims the opposite in front of others

My brother hits me in private but says I hit him, in front of my dad. Im getting palestined

by Anonymous12634 December 31, 2023

Palestined

When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.

Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!

Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!

by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024

palestine

verb, intransitive : 1. to focus on past wrongs rather than moving forward. 2. to harbor unrealistic expectations. 3. to accuse others of cheating when you lose a game or competition. 4. to assume that you never have to grow up and take care of yourself.

You should adopt a positive mindset and work on your resume rather than palestine about losing your job.

by jafine February 7, 2024