Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
by Skeetosaurus November 09, 2019
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Peef

Another Omniword like Mough. When you cannot of the correct word to can safely deploy peef in its place!
Where on earth did I put that peef? Has anyone seen my Peef? The weather outside today is really peef!
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Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.
"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"
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Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.
ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"
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woah that guy is the coolest guy ever. he must be peef
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Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
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A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 04, 2019
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