Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
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Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 04, 2019
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peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.
1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008
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peef in a bowl

A peef in a bowl is a dish served in Ukraine and south Africa. It is often considered stupid or annoying.
i dont want nicks peef in a bowl. He's a non
by Lolololol I'm dead February 07, 2018
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Peefing

A word used by pro-gamers when healing in fortnite
He’s peefing behind that wall
by ChadWonercock October 17, 2021
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