Otted is when you are so overtired that you have symptoms of being drunk/high and you're dellusional. You start to have hullucinations and go potentially crazy.
by HILARYTHEONEANDONLY May 26, 2007
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Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Example:
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
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Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
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Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"
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The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
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Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
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