Boundless optimism

Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.

Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Optimization Trap

When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.

I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025

Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 7, 2023

optimism

poppy and kayleigh

poppy and kayleigh are optimism

by sysjwhahss June 16, 2023

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Robust Optimizer

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!

by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021

Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.

When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".

by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021