Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 21, 2015

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 04, 2022

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 15, 2013

Paving the runway

The act in which a woman massages the area above her clitoris. Especially when this area is shaved in the shaped called a "landing strip".

Michelle started paving the runway everytime she heard Ryan's name.

by dowaijdaoifgjoiaf April 14, 2010

Sticky Runway

When you cum on a bitches c-section scar, rub the cum in, then slide your dick on it like a slip n’ slide.

Last night, Brad made a sticky runway on my tummy!

by UnholySmurf March 22, 2024

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 21, 2021

runway slut

a person who wants attention from a certain person or group, but wears lesser clothing to achieve it.

example 1

person 1: omg, did you see what brooke wore today?
person 2: yeah, i bet she did that for tyrone.
person 1: wow, she's such a runway slut.

example 2

person 1: dude, did you see what ashley wore today?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: i swear she did that for david, dave and mike.
person 2: omf, what a runway slut.

by miriwhat December 10, 2015