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I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"
by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009
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When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"
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The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.
by Swag Master Cloud August 09, 2011
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Short for Black P. Stone Nation a gang formed in Chi-Town part of the peoples set colors are black and red signs are a pyramid with BPS on it and 5 pt star. In the past use to be identified with Bulls clothing and hats tilted to the left.
My homie Mali use to stay 79th and May
One of my best friends from back in the day
Down the street from Calumet a school full of Stones
He nick named me K-Rock so they'll leave me alone
Bulls Jacket with the hat broke way off
by Adrien (Neighborhood AsSaSsIn) September 26, 2005
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A white male who likes to dip his fingers in forbidden places, while violating other people's couches. His pinky is always open for business and ALWAYS smells like butterscotch.
If you blacked-out last night you might have gotten "stoned"
by pinky schmear November 15, 2010
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noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.
Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.
by burnz March 25, 2005
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