Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

old lady tuppa powder

A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.

Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.

by fitzlovin May 18, 2008

Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020