Oil Classico

A football (soccer) match between Paris Saint Germain and Manchester City.

Did you watch the Oil Classico?

by AlphaBoio April 16, 2021

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midnight oil

one who works the night shift

its 2am ,time to burn the midnight oil

by w. charles June 8, 2005

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comes from the 19th-century American practice of selling cure-all elixirs in traveling medicine shows. Snake oil salesmen would falsely claim that the potions would cure any ailments. now-a-days it refers to fake products.

"why did you buy that snake oil? it does absolutely nothing!"

by x March 12, 2004

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oil checked

to stick a finger in someones ass.

dude she was so hot untill she oil checked me .

by johnnyxD October 15, 2008

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essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

by derpsderps February 12, 2019

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