Owling

Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.

Mike: Down for owling Joe’s house tonight?
James: Ohhhh fuck yeah.

by Everything burns August 27, 2023

Ogring

1.Accusing a person of being a pedophile numerous times
2.Playing extremely passive and defensive in a video game to exhaust the opponent

1."That guy is a pedo!"
"Are you done ogring?"
2."Dude stop ogring with sword its not fun at all"
"Im gonna ogr it"

by CreepBoom November 21, 2024

Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 23, 2024

oiling up

Buying a metric fuck ton of olive oil and dipping yourself in it like it’s fries with ketchup.

God damn, Ken is so oiling up so hard right now during this Clash Royale match

by Petey_Panda March 25, 2024

Oiling up

When ur boutta go out to a diddy func and u need to look good for the lil shyts so u beat ur face w a pound of makeup that only looks good in 1% lighting and looks like Helen Keller wrote her “book” in braille in natural lighting.

Anna: “yo i flowkirkenuinely need to start oiling up for the frat party”
Mackenzie: “same, how many bottles of foundation u need?”

by Smellyslimeball March 26, 2026

Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.

"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*

by xoxo,rsy November 21, 2010

Alex odling

A man a myth a legend

A man who is a legend is definitely alex odling

by Alex Odling February 13, 2018