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offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.
Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.
by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018
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Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.
“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019
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Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.
Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.
by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020
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six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.
Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.
by Bifeanor May 30, 2022
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sex offender

omg i got raped by a sex offender
by imadinoaur434 May 7, 2018
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cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
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nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease
"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"
by sptk December 1, 2007
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