nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.
1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.
by zonelad August 06, 2010
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korean nutsack

when one scrunches ones face so that their chin resembles a nutsack
Hey bro, youre grilling the camera too hard look at that korean nutsack
by stellasdive February 12, 2012
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Nutsack Navigator

1)One who navigates the high seas of dudes in search of the elusive nutsack.

2)A homo who spends his whole time at a party trying to score some nutsack
1)Dave is such a nutsack navigator. At the party last nite all he was doing was hitting on as many guys as he could cuz he was trying to score some nutsack.

2)Stop staring at me you nutsack navigator. The gay parade is that way(points in direction away from him).
by Ryan E December 04, 2007
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NutSack Rice

The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up
I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.
by FittyPat April 24, 2017
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Nutsack god

Really sexy mommy that has humongous boobs
Nutsack god enjoys tits!!!
(shes a faggot)
by fruitykokichi September 12, 2021
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Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.
-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!
by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022
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Nutsack Sunday’s

When all the boys send each other pics of their nutsack every Sunday.
You guys know what day it is, Nutsack SUNDAY’S!!
by Austin Mansammich October 23, 2023
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