numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

by anonymous February 7, 2021

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy

Dude how many numbers am I holding up

by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016

Blow off some numbers

Brainstorm the numeric value of quantification as a method of relaxation and ascending to a higher state of emotional stability in the workplace.

In Jack in the Box, we used to blow off some numbers at least once per week. Here we are, all VPs now.

by ef_ July 27, 2016

Strength in numbers

What Strength in numbers means is a phrase used to express that in a group, far more can be done compared to something alone. Or could be used when referencing a chart or diagram in which one certain thing outweighs the other. Hence, STRENGTH in NUMBERS

1 Alone I know I wouldn't have finished the race, but seeing my teammates running at they're full speed too helped push me through, I guess they're really is strength in numbers

2. Dutch's Gang has been at war with the Pinkertons, but there's only 23 people in the gang and an infinite amount of lawmen! Talk about strength in numbers......

by IntelligentCoffin December 26, 2018

Paint-by-Numbers Math

The way 99.99% students worldwide are taught math in school, with everyone painting the same way, and the few who refuse to conform are ridiculed or marginalized—being an odd in a sea of evens often comes with a stigmatizing price tag or a negative label.

Those who refuse to see “math as problem-solving” (read as “math as rote-learning”) in a first class economy should be prepared to be sacrificed as a dead chicken to scare the monkeys—the paint-by-numbers math strategy is good enough for most Asian high-GDP countries to be ranked among the top ten in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, and to win a few dozen medals at math contests and competitions.

by Covido July 11, 2022

numbers

Slang for Kronenbourg 1664.

"Pint of numbers and a packet of pork scratchings please, barman."

by evilmango September 13, 2005