Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.

Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.

by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

Nobeling

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.

to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.

by spidervillen February 20, 2009

Noobese

One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.

Dude likes Fall Out Boy, that guy is so fucking noobese

by Street Dentist November 30, 2006

Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

by Orv2169 October 9, 2009

noobed

Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.

"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."

by RedScourge December 16, 2004

nobelisk

penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip

"you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore..i was told he has a nobelisk"

by Dominy May 28, 2006