No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.
Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.
by David May 27, 2003
by Proud NPS-er May 19, 2020
(n.) Issues pertaining to the great actor/legend/all around good guy/king of awesomeness, the legendary Neil Patrick Harris. Or, as his devout followers know him - NPH. These NP-Hissues are often unspoken and assumed, and generally refer to a feeling that one receives upon realising a love for said NPH. Symptoms of Hissues can include anything from hot flashes, sudden bouts of enjoyable daydreaming, frantic wailing and/or giggling and squeeing of the high pitched variety. NP-Hissues usually arise unbeknownst to the Hissue-ee (one with Hissues).
Kate: So, I accidentally came across these fantastic pictures on the internet while researching an obviously very important university paper.
Emily: Really, to what do these images refer?
Kate: *high pitched squeal* NPH!
Emily: I'm sorry, what? Did you just say NPH?
Kate: You are correct sir, and might I say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
Emily: Oh my god, when did this happen? I think we have NP-Hissues!!
Kate: I don't know what you mean, sir! I have never heard of these Hissues you speak of....
*both giggle incessantly*
Emily: Really, to what do these images refer?
Kate: *high pitched squeal* NPH!
Emily: I'm sorry, what? Did you just say NPH?
Kate: You are correct sir, and might I say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
Emily: Oh my god, when did this happen? I think we have NP-Hissues!!
Kate: I don't know what you mean, sir! I have never heard of these Hissues you speak of....
*both giggle incessantly*
by Kate and Emile August 14, 2008
He is the best call of duty player of all time. Not only will he carry you in any match, but he’s also very professional. In the business scene, he’s very organized and gets things done as soon as possible and to the best of his ability, however, he has a tendency to overwork himself due to his high exceeding self expectations.
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“Yea, NPS Diamond told me!”
“Yea, NPS Diamond told me!”
by NPS Diamond August 6, 2021
by wtftyifo June 8, 2022
by anonymous March 12, 2003
New Pussy beats Old Pussy everytime. The equation is reserved for males who despite having a steady girlfriend feel compelled to search out new sexual partners. Often associated with the boredom of experiencing one woman over and over again. The idea that getting something new is always better than repeating the old.
"Tim is stepping out on Erika with some girl he just met today on a plane - guess it's true - NP>OP=everytime."
by Blumfactor August 31, 2005