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Newfag

Pop culture's side-bitch. Newfags have no genuine taste of their own, therefore lacking an artistic perspective on ingenuity. As a result, newfags put their efforts into appeasing to one (or more) of the mainstream trends; which just fit the mold of the status quo at present time.

Being a newfag in literal context means to exclusively like what ever is current, and popular, (regardless of what it is) while negating everything else. Newfags are constantly dialed-in to webpages like YouTube Trending, Google Trending, and apps like Instagram and Snapchat, in order to stay in the loop of being bound by society's grip; the mandatory custom of a newfag. Ignorance and bliss.
Guy 01 (newfag): "Hey! Is that metal? What are you listening to?"
Guy 02 (normal): "I'm just listening to some old school Sepultura, man."
Guy 01 (newfag): *Hears word "old" in sentence* "Ew, fuck that old haggard shit. If you're gonna listen to metal; you HAVE to listen to something NEW!" *Mindlessly checks YouTube Trending Page...* "Like this! It's called... Slipknot - All Out Life"
Guy 02 punches Guy 01 deadass in the face, proceeding to move on with his life, while Guy 01's own music selection is blurting out lyrics like:
"Old DOES NOT mean Dead!
New DOES NOT mean Best!
No hard feelings, I'm tired of being right about everything I've said..."
by No Carnival No Games November 3, 2018
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newfag

A word used by no-life internet nerd elitists to describe somebody that has not gone into a subject as deeply as the internet nerd did (mostly because the normal person has a life), and the internet nerd acts like a jerk towards the normal person because the normal person (what the nerd calls a "newfag") got a single small detail about a subject wrong.
Between newfags and internet elitists, newfags are the lesser of the two shits because they don't revolve their lives around whats on the internet.
by Loyt October 21, 2011
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nowak

large thing indigenous to the native county of ham-sons.
by Tim Perry December 3, 2006
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Nomfapping

The process of eating and masturbating at the same time. Mainly american.
"Sup bill"
"Nm"
"Wheres jimmy"
"Oh he's nomfapping again"
"That bastard!"
by Adamskyy October 11, 2008
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nofanity

"mouthing" a curse word without actually saying it, or pausing where the curse word would be; to cuss without actually saying so:
"I can't believe that pause jerk! He cut right into my lane!" That's a nofanity
by benjasdad-2000 December 17, 2008
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nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.
He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.
by freaksho September 20, 2009
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