nurse

" The most trusted professional"

NURSE:

The person that just got paid 30 dollars to save your life,

The person that put those bruises on your chest 5 minutes before you opened your eyes, took your first breath and complained about the bruise on your chest.

The person that stuck your vein with that terrible stuff that burns when you were blue and not breathing.

The person that went 15 hours with no food, rest or toileting to fluff your pillows.

The person that is there to save your ass, not kiss it.

The most unappreciated professional

by the most trusted professional November 5, 2012

Norse Cock

Norse Cock are Norwegian penises decedents of the Vikings in the 13th century. It has been told that the viking we're pillaging and rapping many cultures during they're raids and exploring.. and thus has evolved the Norse Cock aka thors mighty sword, to be passed down for generations to come.

other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head

Catherine: *deep breathe* Wow.. thats as big as my leg..

ORMR: Or maybe your leg is as big as my Norse cock?

Catherine: ouch thats too far, its hitting my sternum

by blackgirls<3white dick June 1, 2010

Nurse

Nurse.
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The first person you see after you say, “Hold my beer and watch this.”

A nurse is works in a hospital.
Joshua’s mom is a nurse.

by TannerIsSmart March 5, 2018

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

nurse

The hottest, sexiest, most desirable of all the possible fantasies involving a woman. There is nothing more kinky than the thought of a stunning girl in a short nurses uniform coming to check up on you every 15 minutes and performing your every whim. Brilliant.

Matt: 'What do you think of Rachael?'
Jim: 'She's a nurse, I'd give my right nut for her in that uniform.'

by Cheesey McCheese August 26, 2006

Nurse

1. (n) A healthcare professional. 2. (n) An indefinitely short-staffed career. 3. (n) The best career in the world!

He got a job as a nurse to take care of people.

by jesster93 December 10, 2009

Norse Code

The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.

"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"

by Thor Point April 22, 2008