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Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.
by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008
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Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
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Jewish Slug

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.
by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014
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Jewish slapper

by Ougvshv October 4, 2021
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Jewish Hotdog

Quan Cena is a Jewish Hotdog
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jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.
Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.
by AK_Jew March 23, 2011
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Jewish bambino

a Jewish child escaping the German's in the 1940s by going to Italy and pretending to be a Jewish boy/ girl
AaAA mama Mia pizza pie, its a Jewish bambino. turn him in
by Moronic monkey December 12, 2019
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