squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.

Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.

by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.

Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.

by Bongitis January 1, 2012

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

Otter's nostril

A woman's vagina

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.

by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010

Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010