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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.
Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.
by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011
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coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”
by popapoppin January 29, 2018
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nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.
Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...
by donorgasm July 6, 2010
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Leaking Nostril

When your having intercourse And your about to nut put your dick in your girlfriends nostril And let it rip
“Bro I have my girl a leaking nostril Last night
by Djdjuxndjx April 17, 2019
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Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.
by Bongitis January 1, 2012
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nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck
dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral
by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009
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