North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.

Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019

The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.

"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."

by Wheels97 February 27, 2021

North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.

Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.

by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.

The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025