normansheadgear

A person who’s personality type is like all of a protagonists because they are the main character and is an amazing bestie that is funny and cool and fun and awesome and good looking and Justin Bieber and says good morning and good night and yeah

Are you a normansheadgear?!?!?!?!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

N-no!!! But normansheadgear is right over there!!!!!!!

*normansheadgear on a throne*

by dogdookie400 July 8, 2021

Nutty Norman

A "Nutty Norman" is a word used to describe someone who is perticularly crazy.

A "Nutty Norman" usally shouts abuse and random people and has very few or no friends.

"Wow did you see that guy? He was a right Nutty Norman"

"Omg! Did you see that nutty norman?"

by Geek Squad 07 Brap! Brap! May 20, 2007

Normanator

A totally hot guy who goes absolutely insane without his "medicine" aka marijuana

Don't make me break out the Normanator on you

by JmRNmM December 7, 2012

Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006

spiny norman

a giant hedgehog

spiny norman says,
"dinsdale!"

by mayura October 23, 2003

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006