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Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.
Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.
by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021
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Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole
James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.
by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023
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Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink
by XDMama June 19, 2019
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noble raider

Man, what an elegant thief. He must be a noble raider.
by Pirate 101 January 4, 2014
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angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see
'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'
by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009
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nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.
Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?
by eh March 2, 2005
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The Noble Steed

When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.
“I gave her the noble steed and made her neigh all night long
by Cbondo October 4, 2017
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