by Shit all the names taken November 14, 2019
A monotonous television drama that is on everyday, five days a week, 52 weeks out of the year. Soap operas are known for their attrocious acting, their unrealistically attractive women who have had 5 or 6 plastic surgeries.
On a soap opera the average age difference between a parent and child is roughly 8 years. (Yes, usually a 40 year old woman on a soap will have a son that is over 30)
On any given soap opera episode there are anywhere from 3-6 different storylines, usually interrelated somehow. Every few years or so, the same episodic material is completely recycled. Soap operas are all about couples seeking to elope because their families are enemies. On most soaps there are between 15-30 characters broken down into 2 or 3 families. Someway the families know each other. Either they are business partners or elsewhere.
A soap opera is a show where you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a tampon commercial.
In every soap, in every scene their is a fireplace in the background and a tote of wine.
A soap opera is a show to watch for people with a lot of time on their hands or don't have a life!!!
On a soap opera the average age difference between a parent and child is roughly 8 years. (Yes, usually a 40 year old woman on a soap will have a son that is over 30)
On any given soap opera episode there are anywhere from 3-6 different storylines, usually interrelated somehow. Every few years or so, the same episodic material is completely recycled. Soap operas are all about couples seeking to elope because their families are enemies. On most soaps there are between 15-30 characters broken down into 2 or 3 families. Someway the families know each other. Either they are business partners or elsewhere.
A soap opera is a show where you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a tampon commercial.
In every soap, in every scene their is a fireplace in the background and a tote of wine.
A soap opera is a show to watch for people with a lot of time on their hands or don't have a life!!!
Mom: Oh, how wonderful, Ridge is about to propose to Brooke!
Me: What is this the 23rd time?
That's a soap opera
Me: What is this the 23rd time?
That's a soap opera
by hatelife677 July 07, 2009
To "Drop the soap" is to accidently, or absent mindedly, put yourself in a vulnerable position. Derived from the idea that in a prison shower, if you were to drop the soap, and bend over to pick it up, you would expose your anus to rape.
by Ethan M. November 10, 2006
When a male masturbates using soap and it irritates his urethra making it painful to ejaculate or urinate. Although not gender specific, women tend to avoid this condition.
My best homie was cleaning his penis, one thing led to another, now he's in the ICU with Stage 4 Soap Nutt. Let's pour one out for my best homie please, Huzzah!
by Borgdaddy Luz August 15, 2020
When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials
by Grant24 September 21, 2013
another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen
by massivebitch March 12, 2022
When you are in a bathroom that has only provided bar soap and your hands are wet, you don't want to pick up the soap because it will slip out of your hands, so you just pet the soap a little and hope that some of the soap essence will rub off.
Connie: Excuse me, I have to pee.
(Connie returns shortly after.)
Angelina: What was the bathroom like? I heard they spent a fortune remodeling it.
Connie: Yeah, it was very posh, and apparently pump-action is now too pedestrian for them. Had to pet the soap.
Angelina: Oh, I hate that.
(Connie returns shortly after.)
Angelina: What was the bathroom like? I heard they spent a fortune remodeling it.
Connie: Yeah, it was very posh, and apparently pump-action is now too pedestrian for them. Had to pet the soap.
Angelina: Oh, I hate that.
by PettyBetty August 20, 2010