Definitions by Grant24

dove soap 

When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials

Last night Adam dove soaped with his girlfriend from math class

dove soap by Grant24 September 21, 2013

cranial rectal inversion 

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

cranial rectal inversion by grant24 May 15, 2008