Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know

me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying

by KIDBRO September 27, 2023

Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.

"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"

by Good Food November 26, 2020

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

natalies hairline

A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47

bro..please don’t get natalies hairline.

by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022

Tylers hairline

Its like 6 feet tall and looks like a McDonalds sign

Wow look at how big and stupid Tylers Hairline is

by SleepyPanda123 April 24, 2019

MidLights Hairline

Not fucking existing

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline

by MidLight January 1, 2023