Person 1: yo bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?
Person 2: no what's that?
Person 1: let me play it for you!
*song starts*
Riseeee
Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!
Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!
With each other they discover their destiny and rise!
COWABUNGA!
Rise of the!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Heros in a half shell!
RISEEEEEEES!
by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .
by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
by james lebough July 28, 2019

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023
