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mikey next door

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad
by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
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A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
by Mownique October 1, 2023
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simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
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Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.
The sociopath next door is always ready to play.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Girl Next Door

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