Newlyweds

Noun.
1. A couple who has not been married long.
2. A show on MTV featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

1. "The newlyweds were married a month ago!"
2. "Honey, Newlyweds is on!"

by Kellie November 30, 2003

Sensitive Nelly

Being upset or very emotional so it looks like you’re going to cry.

Oh look who is starting to become a sensitive nelly.
Stop being a sensitive nelly

by Amanda.sav November 12, 2018

nelly furtado

A portuguese-canadian singer who I would like to sleep with if I had a chance.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.

Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.

by stopirra October 2, 2006

Neely Syndrom

Urban Definition:
A nigga with a big jimmy.

Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.

Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.

It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.

Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?

Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!

2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.

Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.

by MC Reynolds February 14, 2007

netlag

A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.

(For details, google "photoentrainment".)

I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Netlag sucks.

by Tom Cohen November 30, 2009

neilyn

The most amazing, beautiful girl to ever graze the earth. A girl that can change your life before you even know what happened. A girl that you want to be with for the rest of your life. A girl that leaves you completely lovestruck. The girl you dont let out of your life no matter what. A girl you can trust with ANYTHING. A girl you never forget. The girl i fell inlove with. The most amazing thing to ever happen to me.

i love you neilyn...

by kung-fu panda (^_^) April 11, 2009

Netlog

A networking site filled with sluts and horny chav boys all after "cam fun" and cover their profiles with naked pictures of themselves.
It is also a hot-spot for turkish pervs who can barely speak english and are trying to find a lovely english 13 year old wife. They do not realise that it is not a shopping site!

Boy: "Anyone on netlog want to see me wank on cam"

Girl: "Want naked pics?"

Turkish man: "You hott :O"

by DropDeadNed April 16, 2009