Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.

Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!

by Cleendawg September 1, 2017

Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.

We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.

by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021

Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.

I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.

by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016

near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017