nerd 

Anybody who believes that learning to understand and relate correctly to their environment has more meaning than getting drunk and laid and watching reality TV.

If you're persecuted by people dumber than you are, or you struggle to relate to people because you can't get into the usual routine of sex, bitching and the latest buzz, you are a nerd. Own it. The latest music will be old news by the end of next month. Science is here to stay! Don't resent yourself for being smarter than other people, for being Martin out of the Simpsons. He's the only one who actually knows how to enjoy himself without regretting it later.

nerd by Jonny Random December 3, 2007

Nerd 

A Nerd is a person who inside knows it but doesnt make a song and dance about it. Not all Nerds are computor freaks, or into maths, many just enjoy a quiet peacefull existance knowing a little bit about averything. They're not all manga, anime, haylo ,WoW and LotR obsessed either. Many of this peacefull race have "normal" interests. We don't all dress weird either. It is a well known fact that Nerds tend to obsess over their many facts but hey, who doesnt?
Anyway, if you are reading this you are probably a Nerd looking for a suitable definition of yourself. You wont find one. We are individuals that have been put under the Nerd catagory. Celebrate that fact. Be proud of your Nerdiness! Be free to be you!

Girl- I'm scared that people think I'm a Nerd when really I'm an individual.
Nerd- Why? Be proud of that title!

Nerd by FreeSpiritƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ October 23, 2010

nerd 

the sexiest social class of them all
are awesome and DO NOT HAVE SMALL PENISES

(example)
girl-i love nerds

guy-*smiles* i know...

girl-let's see that nerd cock

guy-*pulls out dick* THUMP!

girl-*jaw drops* DAAAAAYYYUMMMM

*insert night fun*

nerd by loves me some nerd December 16, 2008

Nerd 

n. If you're on here for reasons other than defining wildly improbable sexual maneuvers or the latest youth subculture du jour, there's a good chance that you are one.

1."I utilize new media for purposes other than social networking because, let's face it fellows, I have no 'social' anything."

"I suppose you're a nerd then. Want to go to New York Fries for poutine?"

Nerd by Black Oslo August 18, 2009

Nerd 

Speaking as an Nerd Queen myself:

One who is backstabbed, rejected, and shunned from social life, simply for the absolute truth that they have a higher IQ than all other people, AKA, the middle of the bell curve. The average middle/high school student can't handle it, so nerds are pushed into the corner, tormented and forgotten.

Facts:
1. Nerds have friends: other nerds.
2. Nerds don't care about what you think. Insult us and we will laugh.
3. Nerds are aware that they are unwanted.
4. Geeks are wannabe nerds that just don't have it in them.
5. Nerds can be serious party animals.
6. Always listen to a nerd's advice. It is for your own good.

Nerd1: ...so as the gravitational pull of the White Dwarf increases, it attracts and sucks in all remaining Quarks pairs, eventually imploding.

Geek: Yeah! ...Wait, I didn't understa-

Jock and girfriend: Whatever! Stuff it, nerd!

Later, Nerd1: Bet you 5 bucks you can't beat me at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit!!

Nerds 2 and 3: You're ON!

Nerd by Nerd Queen April 4, 2010

Nerd 

a person you will probably end up working for if you aren't already. so watch what you say to them.

holy crap i knew him when we went to high school, he was a nerd, now he owns 5 BMWs and who knows what else

Nerd by blckblt6 October 15, 2006

Nerd 

all you people slagging nerds...richest guy in world is also the biggest nerd...coincidence??

Bill Gates

Nerd by English Killing Scotsman October 15, 2003