National Little Dick Day 

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

National Little Dick Day by NOCALLERID May 15, 2020

National grab dick day 

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

National grab dick day by The_real_boo February 2, 2021

National get dick day 

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

National get dick day by anonymous April 8, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

National touch dick day by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY 

15th of November you have to grav someones dick

“Hey its november 15th”
“What does that mean?”
“National grab dick day”

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY by Nahxhdbebsn November 11, 2021

National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead

so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead

National dick slap day by Aniska May 25, 2018

National Dick Pic Day 

Sept 13th, send a dick pic or ask for a dick pic because it is national dick pic day, in honor of pride in your package.

It is national dick pic day today.

National Dick Pic Day by DudeFG September 13, 2018