cum in my coochie cat

inject semen into a woman's genital areas (vagina, pussy, cunt, etc)

omg becky I rly want Jake to cum in my coochie cat!

by bigmommymilkers87 October 13, 2022

My homie cat

Always their to help his homies stick up for thier game

“Son, why are you so late, it’s passed 11:30!”

“I was chillin’ with My homie cat”

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 May 7, 2018

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.

cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.

by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

by coole29_ November 8, 2021