MFTing

An acronym for Mind Fuck Texting. When you deliberately fuck with a girl's mind by sending her out of context text messages with the sole intent of getting into her pants even though you haven't spoken with her in a good two to three months.

MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.

MFTing used in an initiating setting:
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."

Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"

by bosskmoves May 8, 2011

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Live music bingo; where the title of the song replaces the usual numbers.

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The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.

(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”

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